Something can make me more disgusting, but he already has to train with a skunk and compete in the Disgusting Olympics. Today I am going to talk to you about Manuel, Gonzalo and above all, Cristian, who are a bunch of macho men who think they are the most handsome and irresistible on the planet, but you show a picture of them to a goat and it makes weird faces.
All of them have taken Andrea as her toy and have dedicated themselves to talking about her as if the girl had no feelings, reason or were a free person. Machitos reunited everything is barking.
But first… let's see what happened in The Last Temptation, because things are on fire and there are more open fronts than in the Hundred Years' War.
The thing started with the images of Isaac making out with Bela. Detail: Bela did not let go of the glass of wine throughout the groping. Bela takes a drink and you don't take it from her or from her cold, dead hands. Bela was drinking in Hiroshima when the atomic bomb was dropped. Her glass didn't even clink.
"I swear that when we talked, honey, I did have you, but I saw you and I said puff... little things, there are little things," Isaac said. I translate from Isaacndés to Spanish: “Hay cositas” = “I have a tail like the crossbar of a goal”.
"Something very strange happens to me with you, I am very comfortable and I feel very good," Isaac told Bela. Isaac is like an expensive restaurant: a la carte. He tells each one what she wants to hear. She tells all of them the story that they are special, that the previous one was not as cool as her, that she is never like the new one... of course, of course. For Isaac all are expechial.
What the guy repeated the most was "I'm very comfortable with you." And Bela put his face between her tits, so that she felt more comfortable. Of course, with his face between two cervical pillows, how can the boy not be comfortable? He was between ease and… suffocation.
"I was happy with her, but we did not share the same philosophy of life," said Isaac de Lucía. I don't know if philosophy shares Bela's philosophy, but the slimes do. Isaac's philosophy of life is to stick his penis in as many people on the planet as possible.
And the bonfire came.
Christofer was sitting on the bench of death, well, of the horns. It is that stool on which everyone who sits catches infidelity. You sit there without a partner and they cheat on you the same way. In an outburst of solidarity, Jesus changed the place for him. He sat up as if he feared an electric shock.
Roberto was asked by Sandra and he began to cry like a man unstitched. Roberto has a little heart tattooed on his chest. About an inch big. Who knows how many sessions it took to do it. One more ink addict. There are Japanese Yakuza bosses who have dragons on their backs that are less scary. Roberto is a tough guy.
Maika had pictures. Since she can't see a damn thing, she approached the tablet, which has been placed on the other side. They don't see shit. Between Mayka and Marta, the next edition is going to be The Island of Graduations. In the images of her, her boyfriend came out saying that she has "no respect, no codes or values." Mayka put on a face of not understanding anything.
"With Mayka it can't be me, because I'm talking to someone and they're already telling me that I'm laughing with one or the other, they've canceled me," said the hunk, who is like a flight with a controller strike: cancelled. Mayka goes out with you and she cancels you. You stop laughing like you're dating a workaholic undertaker.
"I'm going to get carried away in every way", Alejandro assured, that the same shits on him, for getting carried away too much.
“Buahs, Buahs, Buash“Mayka said when she saw the images. She is so expressive and using vocabulary. If Mayka had written Don Quixote it would be like this: In one place on the buash, uf, oah, mallet, aunt and old shield.
“We are people with different educations. I have lost four kilos since I've been with her“, Alejandro kept saying, because Mayka is like Naturhouse but canceling you out. Mayka was dating the Michelin doll and when they finished she looked like a greyhound.
And she saw Gonzalo screwing her boyfriend
"He's a fucking pig and she's a sow," Patri de Mayka said in the images to Alejandro. And Alejandro silent as a person with a happy life. And Mayka said what a dog does when it comes to sucking his dick: “I don't need anyone”.
Lester also had his thing, and we entered the tricky terrain. Cristian said that there were heated conversations a month ago between him and Patri, when she and Lester were already a couple. “I trust Patri more than Cristian,” Lester said. He did well, because Cristian is as good a friend as Judas with the Romans in a WhatsApp group.
Cristian told Patri in the images that if he had wanted they would have had a theme and Patri crying saying no and that it was just friendship. And the blessed, the good person, that being of light that is Christian, kept raising her voice, like an interrogation, pressing her, cornering her, until Patri ended up crying drowned.
In other words, Cristian, who claims to be Lester's friend, has dedicated himself to having silly conversations with Patri and hasn't said anything to his friend until he got to the island.
Take this as the first proof of what Cristian is.
Let's continue with the bonfire: Images of Jesus.
Marina crying her eyes out. “I feel bad for myself,” said Marina, who conjugates regular pronouns. Happy, happy unbirthday, to you, to me? And so. And little else, because that pending matter is less pending than the balls of a turtle.
The thing about Roberto seeing Andrea's images was crazy. But Valencian. Of the fat The boy saw Andrea making out with Manué and both of them doing little sexual things.
"She's infatuated with an uncle, she's infatuated with a bag..." Roberto said. That's how Andrea is, very much about fighting for what he wants, about pursuing his dreams.
"He doesn't know what he wants," Roberto said. Yes, he knows it, what happens is that the same is not Roberto Verino and he is a Manolo Blahnik.
Roberto's little tattooed heart broke. The truth is that he embarrassed the kid.
"There are more images for you," Sandra told him just after taking a breath, because of course, with Andrea there are many images and Sandra was beginning to feel bad for the boy.
ROBERTO, THERE ARE IMAGES FOR YOU. IN THE WHOLE SPANISH FILMOTHEQUE THERE ARE NOT SO MANY IMAGES. THE NETFLIX CATALOG IS SHIT COMPARED TO THE IMAGES YOU HAVE. UNTIL SEASON 10 OF THE SQUID GAME, YOU GOT.
Roberto watching pictures:
The worst thing is that Andrea came out freaking out about her boyfriend and Manuel's macho making derogatory comments towards her and she laughing at her. Yes, he laughed at Andrea in her face and she hee hee hee without catching or caring about her teasing.
"She has had affection, love, sex... she hasn't been able to lack for anything," Roberto said without understanding what she did wrong. Damn, there's no food. The essential quartet: Affection, love, sex and food. And laughs for the bonus.
And then came the images of Andrea and Manuel fucking. Manuel fucks as if he were the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland and he was late for the fuck. Manué once saw a sewing machine and thought it was a porn video. And since then if he doesn't thread at 8,000 revolutions per minute, he hasn't fucked.
– Manué, you want me to fuck….
- I already.
And so.
Images of Christopher.
He had to see Isaac saying in the house that Fani was offered to him and that if he had wanted… “but that's how often”, Isaac said. Many times. Millions. There were times when Isaac opened a cereal package and Fani was inside, offering herself. Isaac walks down the street and 80 NGO volunteers come out to ask him to become a member and they are all from the Fani Foundation for Offering.
Sandra told them that two of them could go to the other village “to resolve pending issues”, for that or to get involved with knives.
They decided that it would be Jesus, to see “what was happening with Marina”. Shit, for God's sake. Mayka also goes to ride a chicken for her boy. And neither of them did anything, because they were swapped again.
And the party of shame arrived.
“In the Canary Islands, what do you eat?” asked Manuel at one point. Because Manué has a very extensive gastronomic culture. He overwhelms everything he knows about our country. He thinks that the Spanish tortilla is made with castanets.
And Cristian's macho arrived with his disgusting attitude.
“Play”, he said to Manué. “You stick to Marta all night, that when you do it, Andrea looks at you and then she looks at me and smiles at me. Stick to Marta,” said Cristian, who is thought to be the Napoleon of flirting. And only for the low.
It's absolutely disgusting that these two machos get together and think they can play with Andrea making her jealous of Marta to trick her, confuse her and get involved with her. And the feelings of Marta and Andrea do not matter a shit. And it is that when you think with the penis you only have the penis to think. And that doesn't give you much processing power.
Let's keep going. At the same party, Lucía said of Isaac: "I don't remember her face, his tone of voice...". And Fani, nodding with conviction: “It always happens, eh, it always happens”. Dr. Fani has diagnosed acute boyfriend forgetfulness. She prescribes Morreonil Conotrox 600 mg.
Marta took it with Patri. And when Marta takes it out on someone, someone is like a Pitbull biting a duck's neck. She doesn't let go.
Poor Patri was shitting her and Marta was at the door, smelling her poop and eating her ear. Marta takes it out on you, you die and they throw dirt on top of her because she lies down in the box to tell you things.
“I know antique dealers who have more lively furniture than you,” Marta reproached poor Patri. "Here I am to give life to the furniture"; Martha said. The spell on the castle in Beauty and the Beast was cast by Marta. Your grandmother's nightstand? Marta takes it and she puts it on you like C. Tangana at a bachelorette party.
And another anger from Cristian, to Patri, at the party. As Patri passed from her face and did not surrender to hers, on the other hand, her dubious charms, he got angry. Wounded macho pride and to crush Patri that he put on.
“Every time you talk to me you fool around, you would like to have had something with me, if I had wanted we would have it”, he told her pissed off like a monkey. Yes, of course, if he had wanted, yes, but he didn't want to. That's why he was fooling around. If Cristian has never fucked you, it's because he didn't want to. Even if you are a man from Albacete with an ass like sandpaper. He did not want. Angelina Jolie doesn't have a child of hers because Cristian doesn't want to.
As Patri laughed in his face and began to bacillate him doing perreo ... ALERT, ALERT, PRIDE OF A WOUNDED MACHITO
"I'll tell Lester, you're a fake," Cristian said. Hala, on top of bad friend, informer. This boy has it all. Who wouldn't want to be with him, if he's all love, caring, kindness, and more good things than Mother Teresa fused with the Dalai Lama?
At the SuperRangers of pettiness, Gonzalo was around there screwing Marina, telling her that Jesús doesn't want anything with her and that in her other village he was going to get involved with someone else. Gonzalo in this program is bitter and resentful and a gardener's dog that since he doesn't eat, he doesn't stop eating. He has slept in the villa more times than just the mattress.
But oh wow. Andrea passed by Cristian as if putting her tits in quicklime. Cristian's plan, surprisingly, failed. Cristian: “Are you mad at me? Something is wrong with you,” he told Andrea. HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, THAT HAPPENS.
Magical moment. They played a game of guessing who was each by touch. Lucía started and they put Manué on it.
"Kilo and a half in front... Manué", she said. LOL.
"You haven't played something like this for a year and a half," answered Manué, who has so much self-love that it's almost expropriated love.
"Thank God," Lucia replied. HAHAHAZASCA QUEEN
Subsection
Isaac and Bela went to bed together.
“Like Little Red Riding Hood?” Isaac said when he saw her in a nightgown, but Bela was wearing pink underwear. Isaac is colorblind to what he wants.
And nothing, because they started doing the little things that dads and moms do if mom or dad doesn't have a headache or marital tedium hasn't taken its toll.
At that same time Lucía said: “I want to kiss Isaac on the mouth”. Well, let's see, Lucía, she's waiting her turn because she's busy now.
And Manué, in the morning began with the arduous task of being disgusting. "I don't want anything with that girl, I have a good time, but nothing more," he said of Andrea. "I don't want to be 24/7 eating Andrea's mouth like she did with Fiama because she doesn't come out," he added. YUCK
"She is very innocent, because she is very innocent," he continued, with a condescending tone that was very, very disgusting. At that tone a cockroach does not come close to the disgust it gave. Manué can call Andera innocent as he is a potential Nobel Prize winner.
And to finish off the disgust, in the jacuzzi all the machos dedicated themselves to criticizing Andrea. “It is that she would have fallen again”, “she would have slept with you”, “she lives life like crazy”, “she does not learn”. And they said it, hypocrites, who have cheated on their partners, who have made out with two in the same night, who go like little dogs in heat wherever they go.
Guys, how lazy.
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