José Antonio Avilés, biting his nails for not eating his words. (PHOTO: TELECINCO)
Why tell reality when you can have more fantasy than Tolkien, Ende and J.K. Rowling brainstorming? Last night the Survivors program exposed José Antonio Avilés, whose mouth is heating up like a blast furnace and he begins to tell stories that make ET pure realism.
In the palapa, JJV began to ask José Antonio for explanations of the supposed information he has and the result was quite bad for the collaborator, because it was like a sea urchin: there was nowhere to catch it. His explanations were unconvincing to such an extent that not even JJV, who asked if there were drugs on the island, believed them as the only explanation.
But, we'll develop that later. First of all, know that I have written two posts tonight, because there was another great topic:
Rocío Flores and Yiya: Is there harassment? Is the favoritism towards Rocío fair?
And before before, you know that I like to go in order better than the pine processionaries, so we go in order. And what is always first?
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We start:
JJV was wearing an ivory-colored jacket that shone with the spotlights that now there are two Telecinco cameras with burned retinas. He shone so much that as he himself showed, he had a red stain on his shirt and it couldn't even be seen. You put on that jacket after working eight hours in a slaughterhouse and you don't show the blood.
The first thing we saw was a video in which Rocío comforted José Antonio, who thought he was going to the streets this week.
“Why instead of thinking about what you're leaving instead of what you're staying? There is the law of attraction," said Rocío, yes, of course. You think positive and the things you think happen. People who suffer tragedies are because they are assholes. The people of Hiroshima were thinking “an atomic bomb is going to fall on me, an atomic bomb is going to fall on me”, and of course, it fell on them.
“I was an asshole asking to be expelled… but it wasn't right, I came here with a lot of fear,” Avilés said. There are contestants who take clothes, slippers to the island… José Antonio is always scared. Sometimes he takes so many that he has to check them in to catch the plane.
On the other hand, we have Yiya, whose thing is to suffer. She loves to rough it up. “I want to be in the firing squad, I want to be available to the people,” said Yiya, who if they start shooting people in her town she volunteers. For the firing squad? No, for those shot.
A trigger, a trigger! First!
The other nominees were no better than José Antonio. "I'm a bit scratchy," said Ferre, I don't know if he was referring to his state of mind or the tattoos he has. It has more drawings than a child's plastic folder.
– Dad, dad, I'm bored.
– Come on, take Ferre and this pen, kid, draw and don't give up.
And it ends up scratched, poor thing.
“I've learned to lose more than necessary”, said Hugo for his part, because he hasn't won a bloody test. He loses everything. Hugo didn't get past the first screen of Mario Bros. Once he tried to make a Rubik's cube by changing the stickers and it still went wrong.
A summary of Hugo's tests:
And so on.
Okay, time for the featured outfits: Carolina Sobe was dressed as Rosi the Riveter one day when Rosi was going to the town dance and she looked pretty but forgot her scarf.
Bea was dressed as an orchard crow. She was wearing a black dress with ruffles on her shoulders like little ominous wings. Someone dies on the set and Bea eats their eyes out.
Video. Ferre arrived at the other beach screaming as if he had arrived at the Fabrik parking lot. And according to that they put us images of Ferre's girlfriend in her house. The little girl had some nails that fight with Rosalía and leave her filleted. With that on your fingers you can't ride a boat because you puncture it even if it's made of reinforced aluminium. You're going to scratch your gut with those nails and spill your intestines.
Lara was very pretty, with a very cute black top, except that they had put some white leather sleeves on her like orthopedics for scoliosis.
Test of reward and location
You had to push a pole mounted on a winch in pairs, so that the one who pushed the most would throw a totem pole and win. The reward for the winning couple was a roast chicken. Well, a chicken that was born with rickets, because it was the size of a pigeon.
Elena and Rocío confronted Ivana and Ana María. Elena and Rocío went to hell in half a second. They fell backwards like a Zara mannequin in a tornado. "Congratulations machine," said Fani to congratulate her compis and that hit Elena and Rocío like a shot in the foot.
Next: Hugo and Nyno against Ferre and Jorge. It was strange that Jorge's lathe didn't break or something. He is bad at machines, he breaks them all. Apple tests the iPhone with Jorge. They leave it to him and if it lasts ten minutes he is ready to go to market.
Lara wanted to stop the test and began to yell “WE'LL STOP GUYS, PARAMOOOOOOOOOS”, but they didn't pay any fucking attention to her. For a moment I thought she was pulling out a megaphone:
WE STOP HOSTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU, I'LL CUT YOU AS YOU DON'T STOP, I AMPUTE YOUR HEART WITH A RUSTY RAZOR
But no, they just stopped. And yes, this time bad luck came from the hand of Ferre, who put his hand out of the area to grab the stick and they lost.
Consequently, Fani and company won Cayo Paloma, which is the best beach, taking it away from Rocío and her team. Rocío, who finds it strange not to catch food for once, told them "throw, throw, you're out of firewood." HA HA HA If Rocío finds out that she is going to lose, before going to the game she burns Cayo Paloma because when the others arrive there is only a piece of calcined stone in the middle of the sea.
Video: “We are going to jump over the bonfire”, said José Antonio and they began to jump with the grace of a lame dachshund.
Video: Fani and Yiya started exploring through the forest and found a beach that they said was paradise. It was a fucking scree full of shit that had been washed away by the sea. You put that beach in Ibiza and even the hippies go, but they love it.
“Open your eyes wide in case there are coconuts, almonds… or little snakes”, Yiya said to José Antonio walking through the forest on his beach. José Antonio heard about the snakes and he shit his ass down. Neither snakes nor any living being with a nose approached.
Video: “Since she got together with Ferre, Elena has been unleashed,” said Rocío, because on one occasion Elena began to howl that made the dogs 120 kilometers around horny. There were cases of poodles that left their owners' legs pregnant with the eagerness with which they rubbed themselves.
Upon entering the palapa, Lara said: “We welcome Nyno and his chicken.” There, taking a risk, because you miss a letter and you mess it up live.
By then there was still a good vibe with Yiya, so when asked by JJV she said: “I enrich everything I play”. You see. Amancio Ortega was homeless until he bumped into Yiya on the bus.
“I make epileptic rice”, added Yiya, who knows what the hell he puts in the paella, but people end up convulsing on the floor instead of digesting it.
Rocío entered the palapa with a grim face that did not bode well. "Rocío, Fani has been grumpy, right?" JJV asked, enlivening the atmosphere. JJV is like the first atom to break in a nuclear reactor: it triggers the reaction.
“Do you think I'm going to bite myself? I have not stung, because I was surprised that they jumped so happy. I am delighted that you can enjoy Cayo Paloma”, said Rocío. HA HA HA HA HA Yes, I was delighted. As if her car had been stolen and used to land on the moon, so delighted. .
Video: Rocío lying face down. They started talking about how to ration food. Rocío gave her opinion without raising her head from the sand. “If you open the can…”, he murmured. When it comes to working, Rocío only uses the verb forms of the third person.
Rocío is captured by the Egyptians and they put her to build a pyramid and she would have been lying on top of the stones.
Video: "I'm not spiteful, I play jokes," said José Antonio. Of course, of course. Jokes. You do something bad to José Antonio and then he makes a joke of cutting the brakes on your motorcycle. Ha ha ha ha what laughs.
Yiya is the great protector of firewood. She is taken away by the demons if wood is spent on the bonfire. She is able to keep the fire going for a week with a toothpick. If it were up to Yiya, the squirrels could still cross the Iberian Peninsula jumping from tree to tree. What's more, they wouldn't even have to jump.
“On our island there are no rules, we respect each other, all the fish is distributed equally, we open cans for Fani…”, Elena described live, showing that on her island the guests are treated like a King. They give the guests so many things that Fani almost leaves with three kidneys. In Cayo Paloma they donate organs for you on the road.
Ask the audience: Which team do you want to eat a chicken? The audience decided to have it eaten by the serfs. My goodness, yes, Rocío caught food. I don't know how he does it that there is no gala that doesn't get caught. This girl is going through the desert and finds a hamburger field.
Video: A fight between Ana María and Avilés, in which José Antonio ended up telling Ana María why she didn't defend Rocío. And that, after the reprimand that the girl had already taken from Ortega Cano, he drove her crazy. "You are a profiteer, don't spit on me, disgusting, don't look at me, don't talk to me," replied Ana María, don't listen to me, but I think she was angry with José Antonio.
“I'm lazy, I'm lazy, you can't even lose weight because you're fat,” added Ana María. Yes, she was mad at him. And Ana María ended up saying what is said to a hard avocado: “mature”.
“You are capable of putting a contest before your family” and “you should have looked out for Rocío” were Avilés' missile strikes. José Antonio thinks that Ana María should be the girl's guide. What Rocío needed to work even less, that they look after her.
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“Avilés only wants an interview with Rocío,” said Ana María live. HAHAHA Eeeeeexactly. And we saw it in another video: "Before you go I have to do a little interview," José Antonio told Rocío. "But ask me about me...", she asked. "But from you, that encompasses everything", insisted his FRIEND (for the balls).
José Antonio just wanted to know if Rocío was going to make up with her mother. "I think you both have the same bad host, ha ha ha ha," said José Antonio, laughing. Are you laughing? Neither did Rocio.
Now live, Ana María insisted: "My family is in Spain, I come to compete." Rocío made a very stupefied and offended face. Oh what you said. And again they accused José Antonio of taking advantage of her.
Rocío: “I'm super fed up with the same topic all the time. I prefer that a person approach me and know who that person is and get the positive part out of him, because he gets 80% of the laughs out of me.” José Antonio spends the day pumping out laughter. It's like a bilge pump lol.
“I know how to defend myself, I know how to demonstrate education, but I have missed Ana María throwing me a cloak”, Rocío assured. I can do it alone, but why if Ana María can do it for me? Rocío's greatest dream is to delegate. As a child, she asked the Three Wise Men for quadrants to be able to organize the work of others.
“I entered doing my contest but knowing that if someone in my family had a commitment they would gouge out their eyes”. Rocío says about taking out the eyes every two by three. She is obsessed with people going blind. Rocío looks at you and is thinking about the best way to empty your sockets.
“Ana María has let me down,” added Rocío, just before throwing her hair back. She does it whenever she's angry. The least expected day, she loosens her hair and takes it up the ass.
“He thinks he's the pole star,” said Yiya in the palapa after such a display of self-centeredness.
And be careful, because Rocío asked JJV: “Could you tell me if Gloria Camila said that Ana María was doing the best contest?”. And who told Rocío that? Jose Antonio. Eeeee that's it. José Antonio handles Rocío like Mari Carmen handles Doña Rogelia. With grace? No, sticking a hand up her ass.
“I'm tired of taking advantage of the hump,” said Rocío, who is like Quasimodo with a hotel on her back. There are more people in the Rocío hump than in the province of Soria.
“And fat, because you haven't moved at all”, added Ana María on another occasion. Second time that she called him fat to the whites.
There Gloria took the hint. "I'm sick of hearing a person disqualified for their physical condition, there are people who are being discriminated against by the entire edition because of their physical condition," he denounced. But then he assured that he was not saying it for her, but in general.
And Avilés was saved. After finding out there were two types of faces: the happy ones and those of having farted and discovering that it was not a fart.
“I was happy for Rocío, because she makes Rocío happy”, said Ana María about salvation. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AND BEWARE, THE TIME HAS COME TO LEAVE JOSÉ ANTONIO AND HIS INFORMATION BADLY
In the palapa they put a video in which José Antonio was seen saying that Ivana got involved with Hugo on purpose to hold out in the contest and that he had said so and that Ivana had gone to the island with a boyfriend. And on the other hand, Avilés affirmed to his teammates that Hugo had gotten involved with Ivana not out of love, but to return her to Adara and because she wants to be a footballer's representative.
“Hugo, if that's true, it's to put a flat in the Castilian”, said JJV, upset, because no one believes that theory.
“I have done many collaborations for player transfers and now I am a player representative”, acknowledged Hugo, but added that “Ivana doesn't speak to her brother, so…”.
The aforementioned was pissed off like Godzilla in a city with no skyscrapers to break. "Who told you that I have a boyfriend?" Ivana asked.
José Antonio, of course, could not answer.
And JJV intervened, asking Lara: “After listening to José Antonio, can we certify that there are no peyote, no ayahuasca, no hallucinogenic mushrooms on the keys?”.
“There are a few almonds”, Lara replied. Fuck with the almonds of Survivors. As word spreads, the Mexican cartels are going to give up coca and start moving Honduran almonds.
“You have some balls that don't fit in Honduras”, JJV told José Antonio, because either José Antonio has very large testicles or Honduras is small.
But watch out. Avilés still wanted to get into more gardens. The collaborator said that Hugo had sent him audio recordings of Adara's telephone calls. HA HA HA HA Hugo sending audios to José Antonio. my goodness
Avilés enters the Vatican archives, the Pentagon, the CIA library and knows everything. The spies send him things before his bosses. Aviles knows who killed Kennedy and has a video of the extinction of the dinosaurs.
“I'm going to clarify it,” Avilés said. “Hugo has some audios and I am not the only partner who has them. They are some audios where Adara and Hugo agree to fix things ”, when I arrive in Spain I demonstrate it, he launched the bluff.
“If I show something where I am not the interlocutor, the demand is for me”, he said later. In other words, it doesn't show it. "The audios were sent by him on Instagram." There, already in the palapa, everyone was laughing at him. JJV included.
Avilés was fanning himself with his hand, because he was getting hot from the pillaging they were doing to him.
“Hugo sent the audios to me”, but just two minutes before he had said that they had been sent to him by third parties. And he had said that they were Adara and Hugo, but at the end of the gala he added that Adara was not one of the interlocutors. HA HA HA
JJV asked “Hugo, will you allow Avilés to show us those audios when the contest is over?” and the defector said “COMPLETELY YES”.
“I don't even know how to send an audio on Instagram, that's a complete lie, I've never had fluid communication with a journalist,” said Hugo.
The one about God is Christ was being set up and Elena, Adara's mother, intervened. “Let everyone open their ears. Anyone who brings up a conversation that my daughter is in, I will persecute them and they will have their corresponding lawsuit. No one plays with my daughter's privacy," Elena intervened.
In Telecinco, the ass of half the staff was squeezed.
“If this man wants to give the information to his lawyer so he can sue me, let him do it, because the courts are full of cases like this,” said Avilés, cool, but bluffing. His shins trembled.
And Elena finished as if José Antonio was pouring hot coffee into a cup and saw that it was going to overflow: “ENOUGH, JOSÉ ANTONIO, ENOUGH, ENOUGH”.
What tension. I had to put a drip in my vein full of concentrated valerian. And right after they put on a video of José Antonio saying that he doesn't take any enemies from that island. HA HA HA He doesn't take them because he's going to leave them there.
Video: José Antonio says that Yiya is "very bad, her mind is very twisted, but they exploit her while working, that's why her ass is hard." And the thing is that Yiya has a hard, hard ass. When an anvil has to be forged, it is forged in Yiya's ass. Yiya can cut diamonds with her buttocks.
And the second big move of the night arrived, which I detail in the other post. Yiya said that Rocío made "walrus noises" and she got into a mess...
And he went to the street... FERRE
Yes: I swear. Hugo was saved. The mystery of Fatima? A clear and transparent thing next to Hugo's salvation. It bothers me horribly, because I liked Ferre very, very much. "Always nominated, nominated... people get tired of voting," Ferre said crying.
“This should be experienced by everyone once in their life,” said the boy. Yes, Muslims are going to stop going to Mecca. Now they will go to Survivors. Damn, 7,000 million people in the world, all going through the experience of the Cayos Cochinos... Laugh at the population density of Tokyo.
AND LEADER GAME END.
It was the typical platform where you hold on to some sticks and the platform tilts.
The first were Rocío and José Antonio. Rocío lost, who says that she has a bad shoulder. It will not be used on the island. The Venus de Milo moves her shoulder more than Rocío.
NOMINATION:
Rocío tried to cheat, because she had nominated Elena, but since Jorge, who was nominating next to her, nominated her, she took and crossed out Elena's name on her paper and put Jorge. But how rabid and how stung.
“I'm going to give Elena another chance…”, he said HAHAHAHA ANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And since they didn't let her, because that can't be done and they asked her if it had bothered her, she assured: "No, I don't care..." HAHAHAHA Rocío is bitten by a dog with a mouth full of foam and she doesn't care Rage.
NOMINATED: Elena for the group and Jorge for Avilés, who was the leader. Fani and Hugo were the nominees from the other group and Yiya, who was nominated for disciplinary reasons.
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